1. "And that's why I never went for the guys at Rhodes."
— Crystal, on blazers and bowties
2. "I got all dressed up like a whore..."
— Becky, on senior year disappointments
3. "They're not going to say hi to us because they're too cool for school."
— Crystal, ten years after the fact
4. "When our frontal lobes weren't fully developed."
— Crystal, explaining lost opportunities
5. "Let's keep our comments in our head, honey."
— Megan, on favoritism
6. "I don't even go to any of my class stuff. I just go to yours."
— Jason J., on why the Class of '04 is superior
7. Regarding two quotes above —
Becky: "I'm the most awesome one, right?"
Greta: "Well, I wasn't there."
8. "That's why you gotta stick with gin. It's like vodka, but it actually tastes good."
— Becky, after too much vodka (blame Kara!)
9. "I'm glad we didn't do this in college. Because it means more now."
— Megan, on adulthood
10. "I could put a dick in my mouth now and own it."
— Greta, owning it
11. "Honestly, I wouldn't expect anything less from the Slider Inn."
— Crystal, on coffee in pint glasses
12. "I think it's about...1.3 miles."
— Becky, human mileage calculator
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